If this gets 1,000 notes, I’ll shave my eyebrows and draw them like Spock’s
5,000 notes and I’ll cut my hair like Spock’s
10,000 and I’ll buy a Starfleet uniform and Spock ears
100,000 and I’ll wear it in public and act speak/like Spock the whole time
1,000,000 and I’ll legally change my name to Spock
DON’T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
i panic. i drop that thun thun thun. it’s everywhere oh god. children are screaming. i flee the scene. i am a wanted woman.
*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*
me n you gossiping
being against racism by attacking white people
being against the patriarchy by attacking men
Supporting gay rights by hating straight people supporting gay rights
supporting dog with spaghetti on head
Heidi the rabbit!
Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!
Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!
Not even John McCain has time for their shit.
when John McCain has to call you out on your shit something has gone hideously wrong with your life
Oh my god
WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM